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Too weird to ignore.
Welcome to the lab where parody blurs into product. Enter if your idea scares you.
Build → Test → Bury or Boost • Wen Points Active • Mostly Vague Promise • Build → Test → Bury or Boost • Wen Points Active • Mostly Vague Promise •
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V.5.0
ToasterChain
A toaster that mints a tiny NFT every pop.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE
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V.7.0
PaaS
Procrastination‑as‑a‑Service: schedule useful avoidance.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE
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V.5.0
Reverse Accelerator
Fund doom for the insights; sell the failure reports.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE
// AUX‑A
V.1.0
Potted Pixels
Burn NFT, ship plant — speculation → soil.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE
// AUX‑B
V.1.0
No Roadmap
Features governed entirely by community micro‑votes.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE
// AUX‑C
V.1.0
Wen Awards
Best ridiculous idea & best useful accident, monthly.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE
// AUX‑D
V.5.0
Funeral Night
Theatrical send‑off for failed projects with merch.
OPEN ›STATUS: ACTIVE