Press & Media Kit
Stories too weird to ignore. Resources for journalists brave enough to cover impossible projects and the beautiful chaos they create.
Quick Facts
WHAT_WE_ARE
- • Creative incubator for impossible projects
- • Democratic society governed by weirdness
- • Community celebrating beautiful failures
- • Platform where impossible becomes inevitable
BY_THE_NUMBERS
- • 1,247+ Active creators
- • ∞ Impossible projects launched
- • 47 Creative guilds formed
- • 11/10 Weirdness index maintained
CONTACT_INFO
Recent Stories
ZERO WEN Launches 'Archive of the Unmade' - Digital Museum for Failed Dreams
Creative Society initiative preserves impossible projects as cultural artifacts, proving failure is just success wearing a disguise.
Local Pet Rock Achieves Consciousness, Demands Better Healthcare
AI experiment gone beautifully wrong sparks debate about mineral rights and the meaning of existence.
ZERO WEN Governance Model: Democracy by Beautiful Chaos
How a society built on impossible projects created the world's first functioning creative democracy.
1,247 Creators Launch Simultaneous Impossible Projects
Coordinated impossibility event breaks traditional success metrics, invents new ones that make no sense.
Media Assets
Brand Guidelines & Logos
Visual identity system, color palettes, typography, and logo variations
Founder Photos & Bios
High-resolution images and biographical information for key conspirators
Platform Screenshots
Interface examples, user flows, and product demonstration materials
Mission Statement & Values
Official positioning, creative society manifesto, and core principles
Upcoming Events
Failure Festival 2025
Annual celebration of beautiful mistakes and impossible dreams that didn't work out
Creative Democracy Summit
How to govern weird projects without killing their weirdness
Need Something Specific?
Custom interviews, exclusive access to impossible projects, or just want to understand how we govern creative chaos? We're surprisingly responsive.